Toilet Titan Gifts

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"This stool shall pass."

Fly fishing.

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

The household cavalry

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

Portalouvre

Cleaning Lockers.

Bedtime Of The Gods

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'Welcome to the rat race.'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Modern Studying

"Uh, I was drinking that."

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Workmen Lifting.

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'Holy shit!'