Tailoring Titan Gifts

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Congratulations for male runner

Stop the big guy!

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

What are we going to do? Let's get something to eat. Yes!! I like the sound of that idea. Count us in. I'm buying. What's the caveat? Hold it! Stop! I'm putting an end to all this right here!

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

Workmen Lifting.

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

Michael Schumacher

'Spinout!'

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"Being in education, I'm very athletic — I'm a political football, a punching bag, and a hurdle jumper."

'Hi! So you're the supply teacher? You're the lucky guy we'll be driving up the wall until the real teacher gets back from mat leave!'

"Great waves to day, dude!"

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

"A door can never have too many hinges."

'Big tissue?'