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"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Sisyphus during Covid

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'He's been working on 'Seven Days to Change Your Life' for 8 years and he's only reached Tuesday.'

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

Stop the big guy!

Congratulations for male runner

"Do you have any idea who it is you're talking to?"

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Dad could use one of these when he's playing golf.'

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

Workmen Lifting.

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

-Yipee! He's well out in front! -You do realize they're only going down to the start!

'Spinout!'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

"Being in education, I'm very athletic — I'm a political football, a punching bag, and a hurdle jumper."

'Hi! So you're the supply teacher? You're the lucky guy we'll be driving up the wall until the real teacher gets back from mat leave!'

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"Great waves to day, dude!"

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

"A door can never have too many hinges."

'Do you have a gun permit?'

'Big tissue?'