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'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Tree house.

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

New York Gondolier

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"God must have been very pleased."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

Steel fabricator

Ladder in a lift shard.

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

'I'm not fat, am I?'

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

Acme Elevator Company

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

Soldiers installing spoiler on tank.

"Atlas, are you alright?"

'Go get a smaller ball!'

The Tower of Babel: On this site the new EU.

'I'd say pound-for-pound he's the best player in professional hockey.'

"... So, let me get this straight. You want to offer your 'goose that lays golden eggs' as collateral on a £250 loan?"

'The surgery was successful...Herbert was struck by lightening while sitting on a bedpan.'

"Tell me, why does your advert say, 'Fit young lodger required'?"

'My life was shipshape until that iceberg came along.'