Towering Titan Fan Gifts

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Tree house.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Celine Dion

New York Gondolier

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

You've got to admire his spunk.

"God must have been very pleased."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Steel fabricator

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

'I'm not fat, am I?'

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

Ladder in a lift shard.

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

'Your'e going to meet a tall, dark, stranger.'

A hungry giant tricking innocent skiers.

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

'You've got to quit asking yourself 'What would Tintin do?''

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

Acme Elevator Company

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

Soldiers installing spoiler on tank.

"Atlas, are you alright?"

The Tower of Babel: On this site the new EU.

'Go get a smaller ball!'

'I'd say pound-for-pound he's the best player in professional hockey.'

"... So, let me get this straight. You want to offer your 'goose that lays golden eggs' as collateral on a £250 loan?"

'The surgery was successful...Herbert was struck by lightening while sitting on a bedpan.'

"Tell me, why does your advert say, 'Fit young lodger required'?"