Towering Spire Fan Gifts

"God must have been very pleased."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Tree house.

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Sandy Floss

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

FedRex

New York Gondolier

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

You've got to admire his spunk.

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'They don't only produce electricity they also help to keep the planet cool.'

Ecological electricity

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

'...and what about my Human Rights?'

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

Ladder in a lift shard.

Knockout!

"No wonder you're having back problems. You have an old, heavy mobile device. Have you considered updating?"

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

"The Christmas tree fairy is socially distancing."

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

'Dinna play golf in your kilt.'

Acme Elevator Company

Windfarm - Pick Your Own: Swearword.

A skier tied in knots.

"I call it rock and roll."

"Do you prefer your mattress firm or soft - not that it matters."

"You think gathering is easy? Do you have any idea how many fries we're going to need to go with that?"

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'