Tower Of Babel Fan Gifts

The Tower of Babel: On this site the new EU.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Tree house.

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Vivaldi and his creative partner

Celine Dion

A Cumulonim-bus

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

FedRex

New York Gondolier

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"She's had work done on those."

"God must have been very pleased."

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

"We have to keep them guessing."

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain