Camel Fan Gifts

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'

"She's had work done on those."

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'Blimey - and I thought we could knock it back!'

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

Again I'm sorry, Judith, but there's somethin' wrong with that boy, He hasn't had a drink in weeks, Yet here I am, about to stop for the 4th time so he can use the restroom,

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

Camel Extensions.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"Oh, I'm not technically a greenskeeper: I'm the bunker specialist..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Tourists

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Wolf Karaoke

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Mohammad's motors

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).