Camel Lovers Gifts

"I'm gonna spit in the eye of the next bugger who says I look like Ed Miliband!"

'Another glass of water? That's the second this month!'

!Come on Abdul, hurry up! I've drunk fifty litres of water too!"

Tourists

(Camel paintings)

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Ship in a Bottle

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Palindromedary.

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"She's had work done on those."

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

'So we meet again...'

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!