Camel Aficionados Gifts

'We may well be looking at the straw that broke the camel's back.'

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

Ship in a Bottle

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Palindromedary.

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

"She's had work done on those."

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"Take us to your leader!"

"I can see it going even a little more feline."