Camel Fans Gifts

'Blimey - and I thought WE could knock it back!'

Tourists

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"She's all over YouTube."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

Ship in a Bottle

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

Palindromedary.

"...and finally..."

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"She's had work done on those."

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

'It's my feature wall.'

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."