Camel Fans Gifts

'Blimey - and I thought WE could knock it back!'

Tourists

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"She's all over YouTube."

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Happy birthday Darling!

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Ship in a Bottle

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Palindromedary.

"...and finally..."

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

'It's my feature wall.'

"She's had work done on those."

A man lies across the humps of a camel.