Camel Lover Gifts

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

'Can I buy that driver's insurance after all?'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."

'Yeah, I've taken a few steroids lately - why?'

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

Bedouin & Breakfast.

"Yeah, same for me: All the Easter eggs had melted by the time I found them..."

''I'll meet you at the big dune' is hardly a precise meeting point Darling: I need the latitude and longitude...'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

'There are Moses and the Jews again... Should we tell them they're going round and round in circles?'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

"You can't miss it - it's the third mirage on the left."

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"Wow, they're getting serious about the smoking ban! Great..."

'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'It's OK Darling, you're too young to have seen this before: It's called rain...'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Camel.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Tourists

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Cat Nip.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

(Camel paintings)

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.