Camels Lover Gifts

"That's what's great about living in the desert: We can dance like nobody's watching..."

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'We complete each other...'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Ship in a Bottle

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Palindromedary.

'Here comes the pimp.'

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

'So we meet again...'

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!