Camel Aficionado Gifts

Palindromedary.

'Oy!...Did you spill my pint!?...'

'Don't talk about girls bringing sherbet, these camels you sourced for us are downright refractory.'

Boxing Day Blowout!

Camel

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Okay, who's purring?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Cat with nine still lives"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Zen Litter Box

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'Do you know what an octopus is?'