Camel Aficionado Gifts

Palindromedary.

'Oy!...Did you spill my pint!?...'

'Don't talk about girls bringing sherbet, these camels you sourced for us are downright refractory.'

Boxing Day Blowout!

Camel

Tourists

(Camel paintings)

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

"Cat with nine still lives"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"Okay, who's purring?"

"Little be it for me to question the security of our relationship, but isn't that a puppy?"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'