Camel Enthusiasts Gifts

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"Sure, in principle, I'm happy for you to have a playdate, but we need to find you a friend first..."

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

Ship in a Bottle

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Palindromedary.

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"She's had work done on those."

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!