Camel Ride Enthusiasts Gifts

'Local or Express?'

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Ship in a Bottle

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Palindromedary.

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

'So we meet again...'

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

"I call this one 'dream'..."