Camel Riding Gifts

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Please, oh please, oh please!

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

Tourists

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Palindromedary.

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

And as the sun sets over the hills...

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"I call this one 'dream'..."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'