Camel Riding Pillows

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

Tourists

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Palindromedary.

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

"I call this one 'dream'..."

And as the sun sets over the hills...

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

"Now that I've installed two extra fans, my laptop doesn't overheat anymore..."