Camel Rider Pillows

"We're not having any luck finding fugitive outlaws, so we decided to search for the meaning of life instead."

Tourist viewing a desert rose

Tourists

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Ship in a Bottle

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Palindromedary.

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

'So we meet again...'

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"