Camel Trekker Pillows

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

School trip little porters.

Nature Lovers

Future Tents

Bigfoot tracks...

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

"Hey. . . in use!"

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"The gods really love tight buns."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

"We're not having any luck finding fugitive outlaws, so we decided to search for the meaning of life instead."

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

Have you seen the other tent pole?

A woman rides a treadmill as she chases a cookie jar on a refridgerator.

"I thought this was a little heavier than usual."

"Honey ... let’s never ... ever ... do this ... again."

'We'll just see how silly it seems when we take a bathroom break.'

"When we get back to the hotel we'll throw away our sandals and wash our feet. I don't want to go home and have to explain a case of camel toe."