Country Trekker Pillows

'First convince me it's not a GM crop.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Walkers

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Nature Lovers

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"What are you growing?"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"Hey. . . in use!"

Hiker's right of way.

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

"I smell fear - but I'm also picking up notes of blackcurrant licorice."