Country Trekker Mugs

'First convince me it's not a GM crop.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Nature Lovers

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"What are you growing?"

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Hiker's right of way.

"Hey. . . in use!"

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

'At least at home we're at the top of the food chain.'

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5