Camel Rider Wannabe Pillows

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Ship in a Bottle

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Palindromedary.

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

Horse accidents

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'So we meet again...'

Camel with travel stickers from various deserts.