Camels Gifts

The straw that broke the camels back!

'I tell you what, that Sombrero was a great purchase...'

"Yeah, same for me: All the Easter eggs had melted by the time I found them..."

'Father maybe gone some time!'

"Lay off the water."

'No alcohol for me thanks: I see enough mirages as it is...'

'Blimey - and I thought WE could knock it back!'

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

'Fat mainly. Why, what do you store in yours?'

"We don't get TV signals out here: Thank goodness, we have a DVD player..."

"Yeah, that's cool hey! My mum is Cleopatra's official bath-milk supplier..."

"Wow, they're getting serious about the smoking ban! Great..."

How Camels Are Stored

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'I'm really thirsty.'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Palindromedary.

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer