Camel Watching Gifts

'The sandtraps are very tough here...'

'It's useless, there's not enough moisture in the sand to make a sand castle...'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

(Camel paintings)

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I think we may be related!"

TSA Noah

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.