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'The sandtraps are very tough here...'

'It's useless, there's not enough moisture in the sand to make a sand castle...'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I think we may be related!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

TSA Noah

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.