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'We may well be looking at the straw that broke the camel's back.'

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Ship in a Bottle

'You better believe I'm getting a second opinion...CATaracts, my eye!'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Palindromedary.

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"She's had work done on those."

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!