Camel Lovers Pillows

"I'm gonna spit in the eye of the next bugger who says I look like Ed Miliband!"

'Another glass of water? That's the second this month!'

!Come on Abdul, hurry up! I've drunk fifty litres of water too!"

Tourists

(Camel paintings)

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Ship in a Bottle

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Palindromedary.

"She's had work done on those."

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'