Camel Fan Pillows

'Ooops - here it says 'FIRST cross the desert, THEN eat your camel'...'

"She's had work done on those."

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'Blimey - and I thought we could knock it back!'

Again I'm sorry, Judith, but there's somethin' wrong with that boy, He hasn't had a drink in weeks, Yet here I am, about to stop for the 4th time so he can use the restroom,

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

Camel Extensions.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"Oh, I'm not technically a greenskeeper: I'm the bunker specialist..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Tourists

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Wolf Karaoke

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Mohammad's motors

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Reinventing the Wheel

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."