Camelot Fan Pillows

"His encounter with the Green Knight has certainly changed Sir Gawain."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Science fiction fans on other planets

Missing You.

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"That's our new church mascot."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

S.P.F. 1,000

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"Pardon my glove."

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

Boxers vs. Briefs

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

"She's had work done on those."

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."