Torah Fan Gifts

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Yes, all at once!'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses as a child.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

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Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Moses Parting the Red Tea

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

"The manna tastes okay, but I'd feel better if I had a list of ingredients."

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

'The plan is that we wander in the desert until somebody recognizes our right to exist.'

Safer Torah

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Cleaner and sculpture

Pub quiz night. Man says 'Oh no, look who's in ..' Three Wise Men sit at adjacent table.

Manna Helper

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

Taking selfies at the kelpies

Moses Invents the Top 10 List: 'Whoa, whoa, whoa...trust me, that's waaaay too much information.'

Torah-nosaurus Rex

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."

Torah reading on the subway.

Samson Gets Off at Fourteen