Torah Enthusiast Gifts

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

Torah reading on the subway.

Safer Torah

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

The all night Shavuot learning was as lively as usual.

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"Well Korah, maybe a golden chicken wasn't the right choice for a graven image."

Moses as a child.

'Yes, all at once!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

'Whoa! - The activist judges will go NUTS with these!'

Moses Parting the Red Tea

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

'The plan is that we wander in the desert until somebody recognizes our right to exist.'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

Moses Invents the Top 10 List: 'Whoa, whoa, whoa...trust me, that's waaaay too much information.'

Manna Helper

Benaiah questions the mighty men on who pushed him in the pit.

Samson Gets Off at Fourteen

Haman as a child

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'

'Lot was told to take his wife and daughter and flee from Sodom.'

King Solomon

"Well, you weren't my first choice either!"

Joshua as a kid