Torah Tales Aficionado Gifts

'Yes, all at once!'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Moses as a child.

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...

Moses Parting the Red Tea

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

'I would describe it as a splitting headache.'

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'The plan is that we wander in the desert until somebody recognizes our right to exist.'

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Safer Torah

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Torah reading on the subway.

Benaiah questions the mighty men on who pushed him in the pit.

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged