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'Yes, all at once!'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

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Noah's life jacket demonstration

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Moses as a child.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Moses Parting the Red Tea

'I hope you don't mind -- I just HAD to get some fresh air!'

'Isn't it about time to turn over a new leaf...?'

'Spot of bother Noah - one of the Mastodons doesn't fancy the partner you've picked for him.'

'I don't know, son, if Noah was an animal lover. I imagine he started out that way.'

And on the eigth day god has a blob of clay left over, so he created...

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

Noah's Ark gets a bit overcrowded.

'The plan is that we wander in the desert until somebody recognizes our right to exist.'

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

Safer Torah

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

Torah-nosaurus Rex

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

Torah reading on the subway.

Benaiah questions the mighty men on who pushed him in the pit.

"Don't look now, but they suddenly got REALLY fruitful!"

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged