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King Solomon

'Yes, all at once!'

Neptune

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Reasonableman

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Moses as a child.

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Need tickets.

"First, do no ham."

Moses Parting the Red Tea

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

'I would describe it as a splitting headache.'

'The plan is that we wander in the desert until somebody recognizes our right to exist.'

Safer Torah

"So all is not rosy in the garden?"

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

Torah-nosaurus Rex

'It's just a miracle.'

Tattoo

Torah reading on the subway.

"Yeah, but I had Goliath on my fantasy league team."

Benaiah questions the mighty men on who pushed him in the pit.

Haman as a child

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'