Tower Of Babel Fan T-Shirts

The Tower of Babel: On this site the new EU.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Tree house.

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

A Cumulonim-bus

Vivaldi and his creative partner

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

FedRex

New York Gondolier

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"She's had work done on those."

"God must have been very pleased."

'Oh great, who do you think's gonna have to clean that up.'

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

"We have to keep them guessing."

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'