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No, I can't find my claim ticket, but they match the jacket. Pant Check.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

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"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Mine's camper."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Centaur Sprinter

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'I believe you were first.'

"Wake up."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Fur'niture

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'