Tailor Fan Gifts

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Centaur Sprinter

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"Wake up."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'I believe you were first.'

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Sprinting speeding ticket