Typography Fan Gifts

"I like the way these numbers look. Good font choice, Higgins."

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

Ego

"Dammit, Jake - I said fetch the sheriff."

"I'm a big fan of the printed word."

"Lousy spell check."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Time Machine Collision

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Well la de da. . .

“The two spaces after a period were a dead giveaway.”

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'Nice graphics.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

Just don't mention his size. He's so case-sensitive. D D d

'I told you. . . H not S!'

"It appears you have a virus."

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

The origins of bullet points.

"Yeah, the Declaration of Independence is beautiful! What font is that?"

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Wake up."

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

Penfriend