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Penfriend

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

The Colonel reading Clive's letters to the ladies of the regiment.

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"Wake up."

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

Love by e-mail.

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

I love Fountain Pens

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

"Hmm - a letter through the door - Do not bend. Then how am I supposed to pick it up?"

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

A Misdelivered Letter

A dog sits at her typwriter

'It's THEM!'

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

Customer to postal worker: 'How about the wounded letter office?'

"Lousy spell check."

Rowland Hill's Postal Reform - 1840

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

"I really miss letters."