Postal Fan Gifts

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

'I'ld like to return my Junk Male.'

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

'Grrrr....'

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

Man Ray

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

"There's the mailman!"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Envelopes.

Penfriend

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Why Elephants Never Forget.

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

"If you want proof of postage, just ask."

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'Oh. I thought it was just a typo on their sign.'

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'