Postage Fan Gifts

US Post office,stamps and stamp by-products.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

Yoyo sheep

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Wine of the Day Club

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"There's the mailman!"

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

'I told her not to follow me!'

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"We raise our beef humanely."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Man shaking hands with a bull

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

'Is that the best you've got?'

'Is it slop yet?'