Delivery Service Fan Gifts

'Use the delivery entrance.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"There's the mailman!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

Netflix Award Show

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Waiter on a horse.

"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

"I loved the part when you said I was a 'valued customer'. Do it again!"

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

Saving the leaf.

"Once our package arrived, it didn't take long before the porch pirates arrived."

'Me, I've stopped storing food for winter: I order my meals online and they're delivered straight to my door'

"Forever stamps? You gotta admire their optimism!"

Coronavirus Thank you to Shopkeepers.