Delivery Service Fan Prints

Why Leave Home?

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

'Use the delivery entrance.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

"There's the mailman!"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Waiter on a horse.

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'

Netflix Award Show

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"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

"I loved the part when you said I was a 'valued customer'. Do it again!"

"He's been carrying out cyber attacks."

'Would you like express or economy delivery?'

"Hello Cleveland! I have to say, never thought I'd have a Netflix special seeing as Gerbils only live about 3 to 4 years!"

..Because if Santa brings you big slabs of venison, he won't be able to get to the other children's homes.

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

'Better add a little just to be on the safe side ? there may be another postage hike before it gets there.'

Saving the leaf.

'Honey, the delivery guy is here.'

"Once our package arrived, it didn't take long before the porch pirates arrived."

"Forever stamps? You gotta admire their optimism!"