Home Delivery Fan Prints

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Does it come with magnets?"

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

Rep-Tiles.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

Netflix Award Show

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"