Home Delivery Fan Mugs

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

Rep-Tiles.

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

Netflix Award Show

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"