Express Service Fan Gifts

Delivery express man stands in Express line in store.

"He wasn't even early - he was on his way home from a party!"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Music to their ears.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

Control and Out of Control Group

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Waiter on a horse.

How are we doing? Go to our website to rate your rescue.

I'm "Oog," this is "Wonk" and the guy drawing on the wall behind you in "Blog."

Plank

Maraschino, Inc.

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

Netflix Award Show

"I loved the part when you said I was a 'valued customer'. Do it again!"

The stuff heroes are made of: Ernie courageously throws himself on a live fax machine and saves the entire department from an incoming round of layoff notices.

'You're doing it wrong!'

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'