Hotel Service Fan Gifts

Dog: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff,ruff,ruff! Ruff,ruff! Valet Barking.

Complementary Beverages

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Fridge-to-table"

Hairstyles

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Hole Sale

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Grim Reaper Checkout

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

Waiter on a horse.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

'Service Lift.'

"Hotel UFO! Yes - that's right our dining room opens at 5 and closes at 5:15!"

Netflix Award Show

"I loved the part when you said I was a 'valued customer'. Do it again!"

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'

You May Torch The Room

Why Leave Home?

Maid.

Hotel: Price List

"Hello Cleveland! I have to say, never thought I'd have a Netflix special seeing as Gerbils only live about 3 to 4 years!"

'For an additional fee I can touch up your DMV picture using digital photo editing software.'

"Front desk? There are no little candies on my pillow."

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."

Can I have another free biscuit for my dog? Sure. Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits? You sure this is for your dog? Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

Dog at the Returns Desk

Me TV.

Saving the leaf.

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.