Streaming Service Fan Gifts

Netflix Award Show

"Hello Cleveland! I have to say, never thought I'd have a Netflix special seeing as Gerbils only live about 3 to 4 years!"

"The following story is based on a Netflix original series, from a book published by Amazon.com."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Starvation Watching

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Hole Sale

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'Giles has got his first follower on Twitter so we thought we'd have a few people round for drinks, just a small celebration...'

Lord Robert Winston

"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

Lake Skater

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

Dog: Ruff! Ruff! Ruff,ruff,ruff! Ruff,ruff! Valet Barking.

Why Leave Home?

'Relax, lady, I'm out of the baby business. Now I work for UPS.

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."

Dog at the Returns Desk

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.

Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.

'Use the delivery entrance.'

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

Saving the leaf.

'Honey, the delivery guy is here.'

Greetings cards