Emergency Service Fan Gifts

Saving the leaf.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

First aid in mountains

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

How are we doing? Go to our website to rate your rescue.

Sorry Jack, but I can't call the Firemen to get you down...

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

"I knew you'd come!"

Why Leave Home?

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

'Use the delivery entrance.'

We deliver carry out orders by hummer.

Golf Club Rescue

'Show-off.'

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'

Daft Buggers Rescue

The Heimlich Maneuver

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

Delivery express man stands in Express line in store.

First Aid